TheSampler
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I have a dream...That no one will post a retarded dream in this forum. This particular thread is for you to post dreams we can use in our shows. Keep them short and sweet.
what makes a retarded dream:
1.) It's longer than a fucking paragraph
2.) It deals with issues that are passe and fucking lame (i.e. cheese, spam, sobriety)
3.) It doesn't make any fucking sense
4.) It's longer than a FUCKING PARAGRAPH!
that's it! Good luck, and submit some fucking dreams you douchebags (and by douchebags, I mean love-children)
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justsund
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I have a dream...That people will start using this FUCKING forum.
Maybe they don't realize that we're actually here, listening and responding and available.
Okay... I'm totally gay.
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Counsellour
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Zumanity comes to FragglerockCirque du Soleil's adults only Vegas show finally opens in the Muppet's world of Fragglerock (or Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers Neighborhood - whichever might be funnier and universally recognized.)
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evil_pam
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dreams...i've got more than one dream (from friends... so don't think i'm the fucked up one here)
1. [I] dream of Jesus' first wet dream
2. [I] dream of Hitler impregnating Anne Frank <from the same guy who did Helen Keller losing her virginity.
3. [I] dream of Ethan and Justin bringing back the orignal dance/ opening number! ...at least for just one night.
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Olivejuice
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DREAMS!ok so I have a few dreams here from a bunch of my friends and myself, and I being the one with the computer am posting and taking credit for them lol.
1.) I dream that god is a woman and she is a lesbian
2.) I dream that Ethan falls in love with Justin but he believes Justin to be Harry Potter
3.) I dream that peguins take over the world with Jedi mind powers asssited by blood thirsty kittens
4.) I dream of finding out how Humptulips, WA got its name
5.) I dream of seeing what Ethan and Justin's lives are like in the form of a musical.
6.) I dream that Ethan and Justin are two of the original members of RENT
7.) I dream of seeing what the US would be like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was president.
8.) I dream of Paris Hiton loosing some weight because you cannot even see her backbone or ribs anymore!
9.) I dream of a teaparty with Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and Kobe Bryant
10.) I dream of a mind readers first day of highschool.
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Redraven595
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I like dreamingI have two dreams I came up with today (I come up with a lot)
[] Mother Theresa steals the money from the poor box and gets a boob job
and
[] The virgin Mary goes to planned parenthood to discuss her "options"
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Can someone give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?
When they add alcohol to a virgin margarita, is that having sex?
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Danniel Linn
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I dream of having John Travoltas life narrated
I also dream of being able to save the world with my MAGICAL vagina
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TheSampler
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GREAT DREAMS!! Keep 'em coming guys!
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evil_pam
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| Danniel Linn wrote: | I dream of having John Travoltas life narrated
I also dream of being able to save the world with my MAGICAL vagina |
silly you, you don't have a vagina!!
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justsund
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Maybe that's why it's magical
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evil_pam
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| TheSampler wrote: | | GREAT DREAMS!! Keep 'em coming guys! |
omg, please take the redravens second dream. he's awesome and so is his dream. i know you can make it into some shit filled wonderful-ness
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Counsellour
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A gay couple gets their portrait done by a sketch artist in Vegas only to discover he always draws Allah into his charicatures and finds themselves spending the rest of the night fleeing real and imagined jihadists coming after them.
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Clazyaboutmd
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My dreams (as performed by you guys!)
My dream is
1: to be the first comb lost in Billy Ray Sirus's mullet.
2: to find out how the cavemen (and Women) first learned how to have sex.
3: to travel across the ocean looking for Steave Irwin's killer.
4: to murder/rape or rape/murder that fucking stingray for Sir Irwin's death.
5: to shat/piss or piss/shat on that stingray's corpse.
6: to see what Fidel Castro's first Banana boat cruise was like on his honeymoon.
7: to see the devil tempting Justin/Ethan into using Ethan/Justin as his partner for Cupcake.
8: to have more people write on this Forum.
You people do good work. I love all the damn videos on Youtube.
Clazy
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Park'er in my bum bum
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dreams...I had a dream that the termnator and johnny 5 fell in love.
My dream was that Jesus and Damien were not unlike Romeo and Juliet.
I dream the children of the corn do good deeds for the elderly.
I dream that there were no white people in the world for everybody to blame there problems on.
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justsund
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NO DISASSEMBLE!!!
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TheSampler
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"no disassemble!"....WTF?
I don't get it...then again, I was public schooled.
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Counsellour
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Ethan is going through his most mundane day - shopping, bank run, post office, etc. - and finds himself in a porn Twilight Zone. No matter how mundane his activity or conversation, the person he has to deal with ends up wanting to have sex with him.
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Park'er in my bum bum
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dream a little dream of...i dream that i could tour hell before i go.
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Danniel Linn
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I wish that Harry Potter lived inside of my anus instead of a closet.
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neilo62
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I'm just going to make some up that i think would be entertaining to watch:
1: a pride of lions break dancing
2: a remake of I'm a barbie girl, except, I'm a harley girl (like the motorcycle)
3: a dream regarding the dangers of waterskiing naked
4: a dream that explains why dreams longer than a paragraph aren't allowed.
5: squirrel longbowmen taking over a french fleet of frolicking flamingos (I think that i deserve alliteration points or something)
6: The true danger of gypsies stealing all of our water buffaloes.[/img]
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