Submit those dreams beyatches. We will pick a couple of winners for this week and give them free passes. same rules apply as last week.

Now start dreaming!!!

Use Jonathan from our last show (the first dream). His dream about how he wanted to become an action star was what HE always wanted to do. Let's get more of those....
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Ethan is in Cupcake.
Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

I dream of a young Jesus walking in on Mary and Joesph having sex.

My dreams (as performed by you guys!)

My dream is
1: to be the first comb lost in Billy Ray Sirus's mullet.
2: to find out how the cavemen (and Women) first learned how to have sex.
3: to travel across the ocean looking for Steave Irwin's killer.
4: to murder/rape or rape/murder that fucking stingray for Sir Irwin's death.
5: to shat/piss or piss/shat on that stingray's corpse.
6: to see what Fidel Castro's first Banana boat cruise was like on his honeymoon.
7: to see the devil tempting Justin/Ethan into using Ethan/Justin as his partner for Cupcake.
8: to have more people write on this Forum.

You people do good work. I love all the damn videos on Youtube.

Clazy

I dream of . . .

1. The king of Thailand returning from the UN to discover his government taken over by a coup of sex workers wanting to turn Thailand into the anything goes sex capital of the world.

2. The U.S. invading Mecca only to discover that the holy shrine is the worlds largest aphrodisiac.

3. Presidential debates requiring nudity by all participants to ensure openness.

4. A suicide bomber arriving in the promised heaven of 27 virgins only to find that the gender of the virgins is quite "unexpected!"
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Counsellour wrote:

I dream of . . . 4. A suicide bomber arriving in the promised heaven of 27 virgins only to find that the gender of the virgins is quite "unexpected!"

What do you mean by unexpected? Like, dudes?!? That's just gross.
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I suppose that "unexpected" would depend largely on the nature of the martyr and his or her desires.

Also, I seem to have shortchanged the True Martyr of Islam - it seems that the generally accepted number is 72 virgins.
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justsund wrote:

Counsellour wrote: I dream of . . . 4. A suicide bomber arriving in the promised heaven of 27 virgins only to find that the gender of the virgins is quite "unexpected!" What do you mean by unexpected? Like, dudes?!? That's just gross.

Have you never been to your own show Justin? LIke seriousy I mean come on half of the content of your show is "just gross" and slightly gay oriented.

Love

Sam and Amber!!
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oh snap!

now I have to go fuck the wettest vagina just to compensate for Justin's Gay antics...
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Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

TheSampler wrote:

oh snap! now I have to go fuck the wettest vagina just to compensate for Justin's Gay antics...

I am not even going to comment on that, lol all I have to say is curly fry, figure it out.