That no one will post a retarded dream in this forum. This particular thread is for you to post dreams we can use in our shows. Keep them short and sweet.

what makes a retarded dream:

1.) It's longer than a fucking paragraph
2.) It deals with issues that are passe and fucking lame (i.e. cheese, spam, sobriety)
3.) It doesn't make any fucking sense
4.) It's longer than a FUCKING PARAGRAPH!

that's it! Good luck, and submit some fucking dreams you douchebags (and by douchebags, I mean love-children)
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Ethan is in Cupcake.
Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

That people will start using this FUCKING forum.

Maybe they don't realize that we're actually here, listening and responding and available.

Okay... I'm totally gay.
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My name is CAKE.
Now give me a BJ.

Cirque du Soleil's adults only Vegas show finally opens in the Muppet's world of Fragglerock (or Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers Neighborhood - whichever might be funnier and universally recognized.)

i've got more than one dream (from friends... so don't think i'm the fucked up one here)

1. [I] dream of Jesus' first wet dream
2. [I] dream of Hitler impregnating Anne Frank <from the same guy who did Helen Keller losing her virginity.
3. [I] dream of Ethan and Justin bringing back the orignal dance/ opening number! ...at least for just one night.

ok so I have a few dreams here from a bunch of my friends and myself, and I being the one with the computer am posting and taking credit for them lol.

1.) I dream that god is a woman and she is a lesbian
2.) I dream that Ethan falls in love with Justin but he believes Justin to be Harry Potter
3.) I dream that peguins take over the world with Jedi mind powers asssited by blood thirsty kittens
4.) I dream of finding out how Humptulips, WA got its name
5.) I dream of seeing what Ethan and Justin's lives are like in the form of a musical.
6.) I dream that Ethan and Justin are two of the original members of RENT
7.) I dream of seeing what the US would be like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was president.
8.) I dream of Paris Hiton loosing some weight because you cannot even see her backbone or ribs anymore!
9.) I dream of a teaparty with Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and Kobe Bryant
10.) I dream of a mind readers first day of highschool.
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I'm only human and thats my saving grace.

I have two dreams I came up with today (I come up with a lot)

[] Mother Theresa steals the money from the poor box and gets a boob job

and

[] The virgin Mary goes to planned parenthood to discuss her "options"

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Can someone give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?
When they add alcohol to a virgin margarita, is that having sex?

I dream of having John Travoltas life narrated

I also dream of being able to save the world with my MAGICAL vagina
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Ask me about wound fucking,
Danniel

GREAT DREAMS!! Keep 'em coming guys!
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Ethan is in Cupcake.
Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

Danniel Linn wrote:

I dream of having John Travoltas life narrated I also dream of being able to save the world with my MAGICAL vagina

silly you, you don't have a vagina!!

Maybe that's why it's magical