So I was playing ping pong with Bud Selig, you know, MLB commisioner, and It's been a long game, back and forth, back and forth, and finally we reach an agreement to end the game once I stop shitting out ping pong balls. The game goes on for another five minutes or so, I take the lead and coincidentally stop shitting out ping pong balls... But I start shitting out dryers... and not those pussy whirlpool dryers... the fuckin KENMORE dryers.

Selig, being the dip shit that he is starts getting all ancy, and goes to pick up the ping pong balls that we had lost, but he realizes that we're on an island just big enough for the ping pong table and us, not even enough room for the copious amounts of dryer that I am shitting out.

Did I mention Bud Selig is a poor sport? Well he is... he starts whining, so I decide not to deal with his shit, and give him the win... even though I totally had it. Then I tipped over a dryer in the water and started using a cock as a proppeler to get to land... not my cock... I don't know whos it was.

I got to land then I woke up.

Oh... and we were naked.
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Danniel

dude, that's fucked up. You're definately one of the douchebags that writes us paragraph long dreams at our show aren't you?!

my analysis:

Bud Selig = your father
dryers+ping pong balls = his junk
island = your bed

I know, it's hard coming to grips, but knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle.
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Ethan is in Cupcake.
Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

I've definately used my own cock as a propeller. But not in a dream. In the Florida everglades.
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My name is CAKE.
Now give me a BJ.

I've never submitted a dream longer than a sentence.

Some of which include:

I dream of having a vagina on the back of my head.
I dream of The Chronicles of Narnia 2: Doggy Style
I dream of having a play in my vagina
and
I have a dream, a dream where my children, and my childrens children will be judged by the color of their skin. <---- run on sentence?

Who's the douchebag now? Still me? Oh, ok.
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Danniel

..... wood....
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HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES!

Danniel Linn wrote:

I've never submitted a dream longer than a sentence. Some of which include: I dream of having a vagina on the back of my head. I dream of The Chronicles of Narnia 2: Doggy Style I dream of having a play in my vagina and I have a dream, a dream where my children, and my childrens children will be judged by the color of their skin. <---- run on sentence? Who's the douchebag now? Still me? Oh, ok.

you try too hard dude

rad wrote:

you try too hard dude

You try too limp, dude.
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My name is CAKE.
Now give me a BJ.

justsund wrote:

rad wrote: you try too hard dude You try too limp, dude.

OOooOOOoooOo BURN!

justsund wrote:

rad wrote: you try too hard dude You try too limp, dude.

My thoughts exactly. *Wow, what a messed up dream*

Please. Who hasnt dreamt that?...Sike.