So my dream was not in the sexual way, hence posting it here. I had a dream last night that Ethan died but not in one of those fun ways, no he died in a very odd way. A turtle ate him... and as you know turtles are not exactly the fastest eaters so it was a very slow process I am guessing. I know you are all wondering why he didnt just run, well see the turle injected him with immobilizing poison. Anyways it went on the a Cupcake show where it was only Justin, so I guess that makes it a Cake show, there werent as many dead/fingered/raping baby jokes but it was still a kick ass show, and everyone in the audience came to the conclusion that its really Justin who comes up with the funny material we are just all to blinded by Ethan to see it.

So ya that was my dream thought I would share it and No hard feelings Ethan I still think you are 1/2 of the fucking funniest show ever!

Dammit! Now I KNOW I'm useless!

Next thing you know, there's gonna be a poll about "Who's obsolete in Cupcake?" and I'll lose by 66%



Oh, and the reason I was letting the turtle eat me slow was becuase if felt SO DAMN GOOD!
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Ethan is in Cupcake.
Ethan likes making people laugh.
Ethan has a Super Junk.

Awww Cupcake would not be the same without you. Sure apparently Justin brings all the good humor to it but dont worry maybe they can make up some cue cards for you?

But even if you were to loose that poll by 66% that means that a few people didnt vote for you...or that one person just voted for Justin alot.

As for the turtle, I'm sure you will be very happy together. You will have very lovely children Im sure, that is if the turtle regergitated you... or maybe he doesnt need to?

Abbigail wrote:

there werent as many dead/fingered/raping baby jokes but it was still a kick ass show

I knew it. You only come to Cupcake to see us finger dead raped babies.

My mom is SOO proud.
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My name is CAKE.
Now give me a BJ.

Now why would I come to see you finger dead raped babies? That would also be very odd to explain to people. "So what did you do yesterday?" "oh you know went to work, had some dinner, saw Justin and Ethan finger dead raped babies" I come for the free Cupcakes Duh.

Of course, we all know that in the "Who's obsolete in Cupcake?" poll I'll lose by a huge margin... only 4 people wont vote for me, but they're the crazy ones (I figure my movie's better than any poll).

Stephen, c'mon. You're not absolete?!? Just lame.

I think the word you are looking for is obnoxious justin... I know what your dream is after all, to not have to tango or the ewok song.

Wow. This site is odd... Nice dream btw. Lol. So sad though. Id like to see them act that one out.